Should we allow women to drink alcohol?

Hi im Sid and I have nothing against women, but I do think we should limit the amount of alcohol they are allowed to consume.Most women are great until they have had more than enough alcohol(2 pints maximum) and then they start flashing their fannies and nips at all and sundry.This is ok on a 20 year beauty, but when its a 30ish fat bird from Essex-I don't want to see it.